"The thing that sucked about being a dog, the fly in the ointment, thought [SPOILER], was other dogs. Some were dangerous and mean from the beginning. Others, friendly at first, turned nasty when you didn't let them smell your butt." -- Paul Park, A Princess of Roumania, 2005, Tor / Tom Doherty Associates, LLC, New York,; ISBN: 0-765-34950-7, EAN: 978-0-765-34590-7