"Ladies, never ever ever wear a strapless evening
gown when on crutches." --
marykaykare,
2006-06-07 in the newsgroup
rec.arts.sf.fandom (in response to Paul Ciszek's rhetorical,
"Who among us has not had an embarrassing or profoundly
inconvenient 'wardrobe malfunction'?") [Message-ID:
<e5ednUra0--GEhrZnZ2dnUVZ_r2dnZ2d@zhonka.net>,
Subject: "Re: Conventions that don't suck?"]
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*ponder* You know, Glenn, if we really did follow up on Andrea's plan and have a legalistic wedding-of-convenience, it could work. I look like a million bucks tax-free in a tuxedo. :D
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