From the Quotation of the day mailing list, 2005-12-04:
"Nature's law affirm instead of prohibit. If you violate her laws, you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman." -- Luther Burbank, horticulturist (1849-1926)(submitted to the mailing list by Reddy, Michael)
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"But Dad, how can you be both prosecuting and defense attorney?"
"Easy Son, this way I can make sure you're persecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
"That's my Dad!"
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