Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Dear Perrine,

You know that long, fluffy thing that follows you around and knocks stuff over when you get upset or excited (and sometimes winds up sticking in my ear)? It's attached to your butt; it's a part of you. Please try to keep track of it. Kthxbye.

-- the one who has to go figure out how far away you just accidentally flung the X-Acto knife using your hindmost appendage ... lest I find it later on with my toe.