From the Quotation of the day mailing list, 2005-08-11:
"Don't try to talk to me about 'Desperate Housewives.' If I had the slightest interest in other people's sex lives, I'd be a Republican." -- Bill Maher, comic, from the 'New Rules' segment of his HBO program, "Real Time with Bill Maher".(submitted to the mailing list by Jeannette Cezanne)