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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 12:48pm on 2008-02-01

When I returned from the orthopedist, I opened my front door to the sound of something screaming. When I got over the disorienting startlement, I recognized the sound as the "Help! A cat has fallen asleep on my keyboard!" scream. But from a room where I've never seen Perrine walk on keyboards.

some of the 'roof tea' collected in buckets upstairs

Closer inspection revealed that the name server was complaining about the brown water -- I've been thinking of it as "roof tea" -- dripping into its keyboard. Ah, the infamous IT Water Torture. When I unplugged the keyboard (no more screaming computer) and took it to the kitchen to pour out the keyboard, a disconcerting quantity of roof-tea came out. (I rinsed it with clean water and set it aside, upside-down, to drain and dry. Fortunately I rarely use that keyboard -- only to shut the machine down -- usually accessing it via SSH from elsewhere in the house. It's one of the old, very clicky, IBM keyboards, so it'll probably survive.)

Thing is, the name server is on the ground floor. The leaky roof is over the third floor. Ominous.

I don't see that much water on the second floor, though one mandolin got a little wet ... so I'm thinking it must be running down inside the wall between the bedrooms (that wall is in the same place on the second floor as on the third).

view of the buckets in 'lake bedroom' upstairs

In the meantime, sure enough, buckets had overflowed on the third floor (and one had been knocked over by falling plaster). There's a lot of water collected on the tarp -- a few centimeters where the floor is lowest. (I'm glad that I had stuffed things under the edges to raise them up and make a sort of shallow basin.) This made getting to the buckets that needed dumping somewhat less than pleasant, but oh well.

lath and plaster ceiling, slowly dissolving

The ceiling on the third floor is lath and plaster, covered with drywall, and then a layer of stucco. But attached to the ceiling in the living room is a large, ornate piece from which the light fixture depends -- a piece that's worth something due to its age. The wet spot over the name server peeks out from behind that. Losing that piece, or having it significantly damaged, would be a bad thing.


19th C. ornamental thingie the wet spot by the 19th C. ornamental thingie

I'll be back in a bit to say more about how the trip to the doctor went. Short version: prognosis is good but it could take a while, I can play without risking permanent damage but I should be really serious about using ice-packs, and the nurse has to forward stuff to the finance department to find out whether I can actually get the treatment the doctor prescribed. If I play the feast tomorrow, then on Monday I'll be able to pay for the anti-inflammatory he prescribed. So, hey, anybody going my way?

mic stands holding up plastic sheet

And since I've got the camera out (my batterey door iz pasted on yey (actually gaff-taped)) here's a shot of the thing I rigged to keep the fine sprinkles of water off the floor in the front bedroom (having run out of buckets):

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posted by [identity profile] much-ado.livejournal.com at 05:56pm on 2008-02-01
d0000000d - that hole in the ceiling is fargin' narsty. do you rent or own the place?
 
posted by [identity profile] wilhelmina-d.livejournal.com at 06:00pm on 2008-02-01
I second the question. Also - is it a townhouse or a stand alone? Is it in a homeowner's association?
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 06:46pm on 2008-02-01
It's a rowhouse. No homeowner's association of the covenanted sort (though there is a neighbourhood organization) that nearly always meets on nights when I'm not here.
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 06:38pm on 2008-02-01
My mother owns the place; she bought it from my ex-landlord so that I'd still have a place to live.

So I'm in a funny position halfway between owning and renting. All the more so in being so poor and having to borrow money from Mom for pretty much everything anyhow -- utilities, groceries -- so even the things I should fix wind up being a matter of what she can afford at the moment.
 
posted by [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com at 05:58pm on 2008-02-01
...Why is your roof doing its job so poorly? I mean, seriously, it has one job: Separate outside climate from inside climate, or more succinctly, Don't Leak. :]
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 06:44pm on 2008-02-01
Age is part of the problem, but I'm not sure it's a sufficient excuse. The initial leak was repaired (and the roof re-tarred) sometime after its first appearance five years ago, and the repair lasted about a season. That roofer said the repair should hold for a couple years but I'd need a new roof after that ... then when it started leaking again he changed his tune and said he'd never told me that, and that I shouldn't have been surprised that the leak came back so soon.

I've been meaning to borrow my neighbour's extension ladder and have a look from the outside. I've been wondering to what extent I could get away with stapling plastic tarps over the roof ...
 
posted by [identity profile] whc.livejournal.com at 06:58pm on 2008-02-01
Tarps are often used to replace a roof after a major storm, until a roofer can get around to a complete replacement. As far as I know, it works pretty well.

Thin plastic paint "dropcloth" will not stand up to UV light. I usually see some sort of blue tarp in photos of areas that have been hit by a hurricane.
 
posted by [identity profile] skreidle.livejournal.com at 05:23am on 2008-02-05
Tarps on your roof had already come to my mind, yes. :)
 
posted by [identity profile] old-hedwig.livejournal.com at 07:06pm on 2008-02-01
That amount of water over that amount of time is beyond "should be fixed". There will be rotten wood under the roof surface that needs to be found, cut away and replaced, which is a bother and an expense (we increased our expense by using marine grade plywood when we did our roof last year, hoping it will outlive us) but if not done the entire structure is in danger. It sucks, but your Mom could end up losing her investment if the roof caves in.
 
posted by [identity profile] silmaril.livejournal.com at 07:16pm on 2008-02-01
Well, that is getting to scary beyond certain limits. I do not even know if it is possible to do roof repair while the weather is not cooperating. Any way I can help?
 
posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 10:25pm on 2008-02-01
"Any way I can help?"

I honestly don't know. Maybe ... probably ... but I've no idea how at the moment.

Unless you've got an aquarium pump, a long hose, and an unhealthy quantity of chocolate handy? (Uh, the chocolate is completely separate from the intended deployment of the pump and the hose, of course.)

More seriously, getting too tired to think, already too frazzled, so I don't know.
 
posted by [identity profile] sodyera.livejournal.com at 01:45pm on 2008-02-02
My Gods! My personal experience of roof leaks is dwarfed by this. Hopefully any collectibles are in a dry corner somewhere; this kind of damage usually goes v. deep and will be v. costly to resolve. Good luck to you.

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