"The first thing you should know when you call hardware stores in NYC to see if they have axes, is that all of them, without exception, will ask you who you are planning on killing.
"The second thing you should know is that after you pick up the axe, you will have no problems finding a seat on the subway."
--
maryrobinette,
2008-02-28
(
thanks to
shalanna)
I was going to protest
So I guess that makes me an ax murderer after all.
(no subject)
To which the answer has to be, "I'm still working that out. Why? Did you have a suggestion?"