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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:26am on 2008-03-15

"The first thing you should know when you call hardware stores in NYC to see if they have axes, is that all of them, without exception, will ask you who you are planning on killing.

"The second thing you should know is that after you pick up the axe, you will have no problems finding a seat on the subway."

-- [info] maryrobinette, 2008-02-28 ( thanks to [info] shalanna)

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posted by [personal profile] zenlizard at 03:56pm on 2008-03-15
About being labelled an ax (or axe) murderer. It does transpire, hoever, that in the course of chopping firewood over the years, I have destroyed several.

So I guess that makes me an ax murderer after all.
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posted by [personal profile] siderea at 11:05pm on 2008-03-15
"The first thing you should know when you call hardware stores in NYC to see if they have axes, is that all of them, without exception, will ask you who you are planning on killing."

To which the answer has to be, "I'm still working that out. Why? Did you have a suggestion?"

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