Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Before today's quote, I've a musical bit of business to get out of the way first -- the traditional song for this date, as I learned it from then-coworkers on the first morning that I found a slice of cheese under my keyboard:

Who Brings the Cheese on April 3rd?
It's the Cheese Weasel!
He's not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird
He's the Cheese Weasel!
He's got a funny little tail and funny buck teeth
And he doesn't bring fish and he doesn't bring beef
So you'd better be good if you want to get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel!!!!!"

I hope that the Cheese Weasel was good to all of you this morning (including bringing suitable non-dairy substitutes to those of you who can't eat cheese)! And now on to today's quote...

"A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use." -- Washington Irving (b. 1783-04-03, d. 1859-11-28)