My problem is that lately, almost every male character in the media has been displaying a visible layer of stubble on their faces. Television now looks like a big Gillette commercial, as if suddenly nobody knows how to shave properly any more and somebody's gonna ride in on a big electric shaver and give everyone a makeover in the next commercial break. And it's not just the allegedly macho lead-men; even the math geek on "NUMB3RS" went through last season like he was deciding, "Should I grow this beard or what?" I just wish it would stop.
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