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eftychia at 06:52pm on 2008-04-05
eftychia at 06:52pm on 2008-04-05I need to find a way to get the following sentence inserted into the lists used by various fortune-cookie manufacturers for the fortunes:
Certain problems are trivial for you, but nobody will ever understand the answers you give them, because your numbering system involves colors that cannot be perceived by humans.
I would sleep better, knowing that random unsuspecting diners in Chinese restaurants were reacting to that from time to time.
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I said something along the lines of:
You really want to have a relationship with sed, but you can't tell which sex or gender it is, or whether it's attracted to you. It speaks a language almost entirely composed of whistles and clicks. You're not entirely sure if sed is human; you think it might be an alien from outer space.
You think, "If it ever says, 'They're made of meat!', I am so out the door."
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You can have a batch made up, and they'll even be packaged correctly.
Have some with you at all times, and all it will take is a little creative legerdemaine or daring to introduce these things into your party or beyond.