Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

I've been thinking about batteries a lot lately. A whole lot.

This afternoon I saw a spam subject line go by (on its way to being auto-trashed by my spam filter) that said, "Top Rated Penis Enlarger", and mis-parsed it as "penis recharger", and caught myself wondering how many amp-hours a penis stored before I took a closer look at what I had misread.

Okay, I may have been a bit sleepy, as well.