Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

I need to find a way to get the following sentence inserted into the lists used by various fortune-cookie manufacturers for the fortunes:

Certain problems are trivial for you, but nobody will ever understand the answers you give them, because your numbering system involves colors that cannot be perceived by humans.

I would sleep better, knowing that random unsuspecting diners in Chinese restaurants were reacting to that from time to time.