"Have you heard? Turns out the married gays are still on the march. No longer merely a coastal phenomenon, undeterred by the economic recession, as yet unsmited by God's redneck fury, these bizarre, relentlessly loving creatures are now invading the heartland. Will the nightmare of love never end?" -- Mark Morford, "Fear the rainbow!" (SFGate, "Notes & Errata", colummn dated 2009-04-10 but there are comments to it dated 2009-04-09)