Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Not yet at Balticon, but I'm sure nobody's expecting me this early in the day anyhow.

I want a nice, glossy photo of a couple wearing not much other than green body-paint, pointed ears, striped shirts and berets, ah, shall we say, embracing ...

... because yesterday some evil, evil person managed to stick the phrase "Vulcan mime meld" into my brain.