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From the Quotation of the day mailing list, 2008-02-18:

"I don't know how you get an acoustic guitar down your pants." -- Mark Nowak, lawyer for Jeff Young. Young, while high on crack, went into a department store and tried to shoplift a guitar by putting the body down the front of his pants and hiding the neck in his jacket.

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(submitted to the mailing list by Mike Krawchuk)