Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

HOWTO: Be a homeopathic bioterrorist, by Paul Kuliniewicz (2007-09-12)

1. Buy a carton of orange juice and 30 1-gallon jugs of water.
2. Place one drop of orange juice into one of the jugs of water. Shake.
3. Take one drop of that dilution and place it into the next jug of water. Shake.
4. Take one drop of that dilution and place it into the next jug of water. Shake.
5. Repeat the process until you reach the last jug of water.
6. Take a drop of that final dilution and place it into your municipality's water supply.
7. Everyone gets scurvy!

(The snark continues -- and the explanation, if you need it -- in the FAQ immediately after this quoted bit, so click on through.)

[A blessed Pesach to my many friends who'll be celebrating that starting this evening!]