On the subject of 'vajazzling': "That's $50 in addition to the wax? Pfft. I could do it myself with some super glue and rhinestones. Maybe even throw in a few googly eyes too, so the guy has zero doubts about my sanity." -- autoclavicle, 2010-02-26
[For your convenience, here are a few links this quote brought to mind: gardner afraid of plants ( transcript), Googly Eye Watch, how to make edible googly eyes". While I'm not sure how I feel about vajazzling, I approve of googly eyes on principle.]
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From flaviarassen
http://gawker.com/people/Miss-September/
-- commented on another blog about a corollary:
"My friends and I had an idea called Disco Balls, which is basically a hairnet for testicles that has rhinestones attached."
Funniest comment of the YEAR!!!!