Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Dear Perrine,

While I will concede that trying to stick your tail in my ear is indeed an improvement over your trying to stick your tail up my nose, I remain unconvinced that either place is actually where your tail belongs. Please reconsider this notion of sticking your tail into various parts of me (experimenting with other openings will not be required, nor appreciated), thank you.

Sincerely,
the deliverer-of-treats and wielder-of-the-beloved-hairbrush