"Condoms are proven NOT to prevent HIV ...
when you stuff
them in your ears to avoid reality." --
CParis,
2008-03-30
"When used correcly, condoms are effective in preventing
pregnancy and the spread of HIV. When used incorrectly, they make a
damn good piñata base." --
outdoorchica,
2008-05-08
[as quoted
by
lanikei,
who was then
pointed to by
skreidle
 [attribution edited after my initial error was pointed out]]