Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"It's all good wholesome fun, and yet there's an alarming tendency in modern society to demonize anybody with sexual preferences more adventurous than the Kellogg brothers, who of course pioneered the use of Cornflakes to discourage masturbation. (I'm not sure how this was supposed to work - presumably people were put off by the noise and the chaffing and the yellow crumbs everywhere.)" -- Martin Robbins, "Why do we let the Prudocracy police our sexual fantasies?", New Statesman, 2012-08-20