Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Looks like I'll be spending the rest of the evening in a hospital. Just got home from a personal errand to find email from my mother:

Mark is at the University of Maryland Hospital Emergency Room. He had an accident at work and was taken there about 7:00 p.m. [...] I do not drive very well at night, so I wondered if you would please go over to the hospital and comfort him a little.

I need to teach my brother programming or system adminstration or something (he's expressed an interest) -- those are somewhat less injury-prone professions than what he's doing now.