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Responding to a complaint that a proposal to put the preamble, list of articles, and list of amendments of the Constitution of the United States on back of the one-dollar bill was only putting a summary there, David Kramer commented, "The full text of the constitution will fit fine on a dollar bill once Bush gets through with it."

Not sure where this originally came from, but I got it from xpioti. Sharing the brain-ouch with folks not already reading her journal, 'cause I'm mean that way:

Denver, CO (UPI) - At Denver International Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a university professor from Boulder, Colorado, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphing calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.