Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

Why isn't there a cunnilingus championship I can compete in? Sweet words are darned nice, but I want a trophy!

Admittedly the judging could be a lengthy process...

"The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians are an affront to Christians everywhere. I am just thankful that the church's founder, Henry VIII, and his wife Catherine of Aragon, his wife Anne Boleyn, his wife Jane Seymour, his wife Anne of Cleves, his wife Katherine Howard, and his wife Catherine Parr are no longer here to suffer through this assault on traditional Christian marriage." -- a Los Angeles Times editorial, quoted by The Christian Century magazine, quoted in turn by blueeowyn