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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 04:42am on 2004-01-25

Why isn't there a cunnilingus championship I can compete in? Sweet words are darned nice, but I want a trophy!

Admittedly the judging could be a lengthy process...

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posted by [identity profile] littlebuhnee.livejournal.com at 05:27am on 2004-01-25
Now that's definitely a contest I know a lot of women would be willing to participate in...
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I don't much care about a trophy

posted by [identity profile] madbodger.livejournal.com at 06:32am on 2004-01-25
Sweet words are nice, sweet exudate of Bartholin is nicer!

Win or lose, all contestants still win!

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posted by [identity profile] thedward.livejournal.com at 07:22am on 2004-01-25
Come to Flipside! They have a cunnilingus contest there every year (at the Temple de Sade camp).
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posted by [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com at 08:28am on 2004-01-25
I suspect that the story of what brought this post on is one that will...umm...go down in history
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posted by [identity profile] sjo.livejournal.com at 11:44am on 2004-01-25
A friend of mine has a notarized affadavit stating that he is good in bed...

I am not sure he had to participate in a contest.
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posted by [identity profile] miklinar.livejournal.com at 12:12pm on 2004-01-25
Would that be officiated over by a Laurel or a Pelican?
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A Laurel, definitely.

posted by (anonymous) at 09:54pm on 2004-01-26
Cunnilingus is hardly "service beyond the call of sanity," even for the alternate meaning of "service," for which IMNSHO it hardly qualifies, since it's not really a procreative act...

The problem with having a cunnilingus contest is, who gets to judge, and whose decisions are final? There are lots of women whose (ahem) taste in cunnilingus partners I wouldn't trust if they were recommending potential cunninglinguists at me, and lots I would. The same technique doesn't work for everyone -- and what about women who want to compete and not just judge? How does one judge lesbian cunnilingus in the same manner as het cunnilingus? And speaking of which, Glenn, where do YOU fall on that scale?!

Nope, I think the logistics problems would be too great to afford ever giving one a definitive answer...

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posted by [identity profile] angelovernh.livejournal.com at 10:35am on 2004-01-26
I think I should have such a competition. :)
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