Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"I don't mean to complain. I'm glad you came to see my movie. But you seem to have lost focus. The bloody movie is named after ME!! It's not 'Midget Carrying A Ring,' or 'Cute Elf Boy,' or 'Sexy Ranger.' It's 'Lord of the Rings.' If it was about one of the above, I'm sure they would have renamed it to 'The Ringbearer,' or some other flowery title." -- Sauron, 2004-03-07

Ya gotta go read the rest of it. It builds up from there.