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"I don't mean to complain. I'm glad you came to see my movie. But you seem to have lost focus. The bloody movie is named after ME!! It's not 'Midget Carrying A Ring,' or 'Cute Elf Boy,' or 'Sexy Ranger.' It's 'Lord of the Rings.' If it was about one of the above, I'm sure they would have renamed it to 'The Ringbearer,' or some other flowery title." -- Sauron, 2004-03-07

Ya gotta go read the rest of it. It builds up from there.

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*bout of giggles*

But, knowing the first law of Internet (You can find everything) and first law of Internet Slash (someone will try everything even if they have to go AU for it), I'm afraid to say, but realistic enough still to say, that if you look hard enough, you'll find that Sauron's biggest complaint is actually invalid.

Which doesn't increase my faith in the human race, mind you.

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