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A twofer, for No Pants Day:

"What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?" -- Michelangelo

"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn." -- Irvin S. Cobb

As if it weren't rude enough that they're filling the air (and my sinuses) with gametes, now they're filling the street with zygotes![*]

Oh wait, my mistake; those are cat toys, not "potential trees". They move differently from anything else I throw, and Perrine seems very much interested in the twirling, whirling motion. I'm pretty sure they'll get damaged quickly, so I'd better stock up.

So howcome all the other species don't give away free cat toys to sompensate me for the wheezing and sneezing, huh? Huh?

[*] Yah, I know, "embryos" might be more accurate but presents as more disturbing mental image. And www.m-w.com says I can get away with using "zygotes" here.

Yesterday: didn't feel well, need to reschedule.
Tonight: rehearsal for gig eight days hence.
Tomorrow: gig north of Baltimore.
Right this moment: nap, hoping a couple hours of sleep will make feel well enough to go to that rehearsal.