Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis. As such, I must now cease our conversation and move away from you before my intelligence begins to drop. Good day." -- Gord, as reported in Chapter 3 of The Book of Annoyance in Acts of Gord.

Those of you entertained by tales of Retail Hell may wish to budget a chunk of the afternoon for reading Acts of Gord. If you're at work, try not to get caught. Unless, of course, you're working retail and sharing the best bits with your coworkers.