Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"The Mediterranean is also commonly confused with a vagina because of their many similar characteristics, listed as follows:

• hot
• wet
• small opening at one end one must squeeze through
• entry is easier if you placate the power just above the opening
• all the way in is a place that has birthed entire races
• said area also erupts in periodic bloodshed

-- from the Uncyclopedia entry about the vagina

A new record, I think; less than two seconds from arriving in the bedroom to having completely lost track of the mouse she brought in. I wasn't even sure there was a mouse, but Perrine's search pattern convinved me there was. I found it under my guitar but it got away from me too. She's been back in to look for it again twice, and finally followed my direction to where I'd last seen it go, but it's in an unreachable spot. Grrrr.

I wonder whether this has anything to do with her getting worked up earlier watching the cardinals (a male and a female) that she couldn't chase, out the window. Can't chase the birdies, so let's go grab a mouse from the kitchen?

Speaking of the cardinals -- I've seen the male nearby about three times as often as the female. They both look like they're wearing sunglasses. I need to ask Google whether cardinals eat berries -- if so, they may be coming after the grape vine that's trying to eat my house. (I think the vine is succeeding in some places. Eep!)