Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"Everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body." -- Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the Gaza-Egypt border crossing, as quoted in an AP story about a crocodile-smuggler (posted 2007-03-26, describing events of 2007-03-22) [thanks to merde for pointing out the story]

Dear Perrine,

I know it says "press F1 for help", but falling asleep with your chin on the F1 key and launching a couple hundred copies of Gnome Help Viewer is not, in fact, helpful. I'm still trying to close all these windows, and the machine has slowed to a crawl.

Also, oh mighty huntress, I see that rolls of toilet paper everywhere need fear thy mighty fangs and powerful claws. Those are some impressively deep bite marks. But look, sometimes I do have to sleep when you want to play, and I'd appreciate your picking something already designated as a cat toy to beat up on when you're bored.

-- the one who holds the grooming brush for you to rub your face against

Argh! I can't believe I let myself get so caught up in car stuff (tearing various rooms apart looking for the title to send to the insurance company so they can pay me) and computer stuff (the aforementioned cat-on-the-F1-key matter) that I forgot to wish everyone a happy Cheese Weasel Day!

I hope the Cheese Weasel brought, to those of you who can eat such things, delightful dairy products this morning!