Captain Kaff Tagon: "Elf, did you just call your commanding officer stupid?"
Commander Elf Foxworthy: "Only if he can't wrap his head around the point of diminishing returns in the risk-reward analysis."
Captain Kaff Tagon: "I know what all those words mean, but in a line they just make me angry."
Commander Elf Foxworthy, grinning: "Cool! That business course I crammed actually works!"
From Schlock
Mercenary by
howardtayler
2007-07-22