From the television show Gilmore Girls (episode "Bridesmaids Revisited"):
Paris: Men suck.
Rory: They do suck.
Paris: Can't count on them. They never have your back.
Rory: No, they don't.
Paris: They make you love them, and then ... they let you down, and you're walking around with a stomach ache for the next six months.
Rory: Is that how long it lasts?
Paris: I don't know. I hope it's only six months.
Rory: Yeah, me too.
(For folks familiar with the show and the characters, it's worth noting that these lines are delivered much more slowly than the rapid speech the show is known for.)