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"It's not possible to say which came first, the door or the door slam. If you say door-slamming you signal to all that you're insane, possibly in the harmless funny way eccentric sitcom relatives are on cue. If you say the door came first you signal you're a very uninteresting person. But you might still get marked as crazy if you go announcing this without provocation. There's no winning. But it seems likely someone imaged doors before they there were doors, unless the first door formed by sheer chance." -- austin_dern, 2010-09-17