eftychia: Me in kilt and poofy shirt, facing away, playing acoustic guitar behind head (cyhmn)
posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:24am on 2020-02-25

"Benefit of cat ownership

"Me, hearing a noise at night: oh just the cat
 Me, hearing a louder noise: oh just the cat
 Me, hearing glass shattered & heavy footsteps: oh just the cat
 Me, hearing demonic whispers: oh just the cat
 Me, hearing Satan chanting my name: oh just the cat"

   -- Elle Maruska (they/them) ([twitter.com profile] ellle_em), 2020-02-23

"*Earthquake occurs, tornado sirens go off, volcano spontaneously spawns and erupts*
 Me: What'd that f**king cat do now"
-- Matt Skywalker ([twitter.com profile] MIB1188), replying to Mx. Maruska

[How it works in my house:

  • Hear a noise in the middle of the night.
  • Look at cat.
  • Cat looks at me as if expecting me to explain the noise.
  • We both look in the direction of the noise.

Given the number of "likes" on my tweet saying that, I get the impression the same is true for a lot of other cats and their humans. (Occasionally we both get up to investigate; usually we each kinda look at each other like, "You gonna check that out? No? Okay then, I'm not going to bother either.")]

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