Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"Why do we spend hours on the internet, but only minutes on our knees every day?" -- Timothy Keller (timkellernyc), 2022-11-08

"Because most guys don't last that long." -- Shaiel Ben-Ephraim (academic_la), 2022-11-08

Along with lots and lots and lots more oral sex jokes, other replies include:

"Because I can't look at cats videos when I'm praying" -- Erik Lucas (@eriklucas.twitter), 2022-11-08

"Osteoarthritis in many cases." -- Ann Tofu Eating Coates (setoacnna), 2022-11-08