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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 05:24am on 2022-11-12

"Why do we spend hours on the internet, but only minutes on our knees every day?" -- Timothy Keller ([twitter.com profile] timkellernyc), 2022-11-08

"Because most guys don't last that long." -- Shaiel Ben-Ephraim ([twitter.com profile] academic_la), 2022-11-08

Along with lots and lots and lots more oral sex jokes, other replies include:

"Because I can't look at cats videos when I'm praying" -- Erik Lucas (@eriklucas.twitter), 2022-11-08

"Osteoarthritis in many cases." -- Ann Tofu Eating Coates ([twitter.com profile] setoacnna), 2022-11-08

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coraline: (Default)
posted by [personal profile] coraline at 03:50pm on 2022-11-12
The favorite response i saw was “jaw strain” :)
sabotabby: (lolmarx)
posted by [personal profile] sabotabby at 04:26pm on 2022-11-12
That last one tho.
flwyd: (farts sign - Norway)
posted by [personal profile] flwyd at 06:08am on 2022-11-13
God put several pounds of fat in our butts and almost none in our knees. I assume he had a good plan.

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