"I don't know what it is about men, they just have a habit of reminding me of carbohydrates and razorblades." -- Marie Lyn Bernard, aka Riese, 2013-04-25
A little more context, if you must: "Besides, Spike seemed more interesting than Angel, who reminds me of a loaf of bread, or Riley, who reminds me of meatloaf. I'd rather make out with a cardboard box. Or a cardboard box cutter. Or Finn Hudson. I don't know what it is about men, they just have a habit of reminding me of carbohydrates and razorblades." (For more context than that, click through to the original.)