"Want to know a secret, Melba toast? You think I'm crazy 'cause I don't know I'm not an Egyptian queen reincarnated on the planet Lovetron. But I do know.
"I'm crazy 'cause I don't care."
-- Dr. Berenice "Tigerlilly" Jones, in Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells, 2014-12-09