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"There was no money missing from the cash registers and Toothman wasn't trying to pocket any expensive foodstuffs.

"That said, he wasn't wearing pockets at all.

"Police found peanut butter and chocolate covering his body, the supermarket floor, and the manager's office."

Meghan Keneally, 2012-02-03

[Don't worry if this one seems kind of random.]