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Loudon County, Virginia, US, has an automated alert system, via Roam Secure, to "immediately contact you during a major crisis or emergency and also to keep you informed about other news and events in Loudoun County." recalcintranttoy pointed out these two alerts (visible at the time on the 'latest alerts' page but probably scrolled off by now):

2008-09-26 10:13 -- "Run as fast as you can here comes the gingerbread man."

2008-09-26 10:16 -- "please ignore the last alert. The gingerbread man melted in the rain."