Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"The right to be a cussed fool
 Is safe from all devices human,
 It's common (ez a gin'l rule)
 To every critter born of woman."
  -- James Russell Lowell, The Biglow Papers (1848), Second Series. No. 7, Stanza 16. [via Wikiquote]

[Wishing a good April Fool's Day to everyone; hoping you get what you personally prefer from the day whether it's to escape the foolishness, to revel in it, or just to manage to run into only the silliness and dodge the cruelty that sometimes crops up. (Hint: conveying grim news deadpan and then saying "April Fool" after your listeners have been upset and saddened by it, will often engender some hostility. Goofiness is safer and more fun.)]