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Courtney!!! Milan (courtneymilan), 2019-07-01:

Don't want to get ten thousand paper cuts, have lemon juice poured in them, be buried in an anthill, and starved to death?

Shoulda turned that library book in on time!

-the GOP, about asylum seekers

(In the above analogy, imagine that the library nailed the return slot shut.)

Tessa Dare (tessadare), replying:

No, that's the penalty for applying for a library card when you're not a local resident. What, are we supposed to let everybody read our books?! It's only the biggest library in the world. How dare they even try. Say goodbye to your children. Toilet water for you!