From "Flatten the Curve" by
madfilkentist:
There is a virus called Covid Nineteen,
The scariest illness since nineteen eighteen,
It's easy to catch and it's easy to die,
But you can reduce the odds if you just try.If it hits too many folks at its peak,
Doctors can't help all the people who seek
Care which they need if they're going to survive.
It will be hard to keep people alive.Flatten the curve, flatten the curve,
What are you doing to flatten the curve? (2X)
To the tune of "Flatten the Grass" by Cat Faber (link is to sheet music); click through for the rest of Gary's lyrics.
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The virus is wearing its best winter coat
We send it off shivering with water and soap
We wipe down the tables and clean up the dust
We don’t lick door handles or poles on the bus
We don’t touch our faces; it’s hard but you know
Your hands have been places where nasty things grow
And don’t kiss your gran even if you feel fine
You might make her sick a few days down the line