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Molly McKew (MollyMcKew), 2020-11-26:

Me: [Niece], do you want pumpkin or apple pie?

Niece: pumpkin

Sister: you don't want to try the - hey wait, you're the one who asked for apple!

Niece: only pumpkin

Me: why did you tell us to make apple if you only want pumpkin?

Niece: so less people would eat the pumpkin

Me: .... are you telling me the apple was a diversion pie? You planned a deception operation - with apple pie.

Niece: Yes.

Me: <<blinks>>

Niece: I know. <<walks away>>