Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

"Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face." -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" (thanks to blueeowyn)

[I grew up hearing "Deteriorata" and "I'll Never Fall In Love Again", and later became fond of "Love Hurts", and still I persist in falling in love. In my defense, I offer the observation that love doesn't always stick to your face in a bad way. (TMI? Don't care.)]