"Remember in that movie, Wall Street, Michael Douglas said, 'Greed is good'? It's not good! It's not even good if you're an out-and-out capitalist -- which I am. Greed is not capitalism; greed is the enemy of capitalism. The money has to move around -- that's capitalism. The money comes, it goes, it comes, it goes If one bastard's just sitting going, 'This is all miiiine,' that's not capitalism! Douche!" -- Craig Ferguson, on the CBS television program The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, episode aired in the wee hours of 2009-03-13 (presumably recorded 2009-03-12). Quoted speech occurs around the twenty-minute mark.