Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

raginrayguns:

I wanna plug a tree into the power grid so it can grow real fast. I want to breed an absurdly fast-growing tree that consumes more power than any plant in evolutionary history has ever had access to

identicaltomyself:

The tree is RED HOT. It sucks in carbon dioxide with whirling fans. The roots tunnel down to the water table with pounding jack hammers and pull up water which is pumped into the red hot leaves at 200 psi to be transpired as LIVE STEAM. Screw photosynthesis, we have HIGH VOLTAGE.

raginrayguns:

#transarborealism

2017-09-07

Today is
Gregorian: 2023 January 07
Julian: 2022 December 25 -- First day of Christmas
Hebrew: 5783 Tevet 14
Islamic: 1444 Jumad t-Tania 14
Persian: 1401 Dey 17
Mayan: 0.0.0.13.0.10.3.9
Indian (civil): 1944 Pausa 17
Coptic: 1739 Koiak 29 -- First day of Christmas
Discordian: 3189 Chaos 07

[Merry Christmas to old-calendar Orthodox folks! And to Copts, if any are reading this!]