Need to take a short break, so I'll write something I've been meaning to write about for a few days.
Something that I've seen quite a lot (every single week) since coming to Baltimore a few years ago has me annoyed and puzzled, and I don't recall seeing it as a general behaviour that much before. People will stop their cars in the middle of a traffic lane to wait for someone to come out of a house, with or without putting their flashers on, and they'll do this right next to an empty parking space!
Sometimes they'll leave their cars there to go knock on a door. Other times they'll sit in them an honk their horns (at two in the expletive-participle morning). There'll be a perfectly good parking space one or two car lengths away, or even RIGHT THERE, right beside where they stopped!! I don't understand.
They do this on little side streets where I have to swing into the oncoming lane to get around them. They do this on major streets carrying lots of traffic. I'm not sure whether they do it on single-lane one-way streets where they'll block the entire thing completely, but at this point I'm betting they do.
A few days ago I watched someone abruptly stop right in front of a school bus in the left lane on Lombard Street. I don't think he even glanced at his rear view mirror first. The school bus waited for a while and finally tried to swing around him, at which point a speeder in the right lane nearly caught the bus amidships.
The parked car was stopped neatly lined up beside an open curb spot, so it wasn't a matter of not having a parking space, or being afraid that whomever they were honking for wouldn't see them if they were one or two spaces away from the door; it just never occurred to the driver to put the car in the space instead of blocking traffic.
I don't get it. (Oh wait, I said that already.) Is this a city versus suburb thing (Baltimore's the first time I've lived in a city) or a particularly Baltimoron behaviour?
Finally got around to fishing out this LP from downstairs and sticking it on the turntable in the office. A post on Too Much Info made me think of it, and it'd been a while since I'd listened to it.
Come on down to meet us all you sightings in the sky
Feel free to drop in anytime
Anytme you're just kinda passin' by
And feel you want to meet us
We're fun and games
Just guys and dames
But don't call us names
And most of all
Please don't east us
'Cause we're no baloney, homosapiens
-- Alice Cooper and D. Wagner, "No Baloney Homosapiens (For Steve & E.T.)"
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It worked in Peoria, will it play in Baltimore? A sociological explaination of inappropropriate honk
Once the ilicit/drug culture or businesses have taken hold, the learned behavior is retained and utilized at other times - and at less cost since annoyed neighbors and potantial damage are no threat to a disfunctional community member. Then others who are not part of the business (or at least not directly) will copy the behavior because it is what is expected and/or it is what the more successful (money/car/"prestige"/time) community members do. The ilicit businessmen/disfunctional community members will encourage this behavior because it camouflages their own ilicit activities.
Solution (I've seen this in action): Community members and police cooperate to investigate any individual who honks their horn rather than use the doorbell or who parks inappropriately. Use direct language and everyone follows the same protocol as outlined in connunity newsletter. All the neutral to upstanding members read and notice and go out to confront the honkers (if they know who they are) and ask them what they are doing. Explain that this is drug culture behavior and that the community organization and police have agreed that the behaviors will stop in order to improve the community (make it safer/drive out the crack houses/etc.). If you don't know them call the police, give them a description of the car or it's liscence plate and launch a complaint.
Having lived in Baltimore - I doubt this would happen anywhere but in Gilford or maybe North somewhere near Towson or West near Columbia. I think the police have too much to do to participate in a program like this and the drug thugs are smarter and more dangerous. SO I think the most you can do is tell your neighbors that it's annoying and is a sign of a drug drop and ask them not to do it (if you see them doing it) or just have an agreement with them that this is unacceptable behavior and maybe they will repeat the behavior (tell another person that it's drug drop behavior and people are calling the police, etc.) and eventually it may reach the ears of the offenders that people think they deal drugs because of that behavior and some people are probably calling the police to tell them that. It worked in Peoria - will it play in Baltimore?
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Re: It worked in Peoria, will it play in Baltimore? A sociological explaination of inappropropriate
Unfortnately, you're probably right about it only playing in the neighbourhoods in the North, not down here in SoWeBo and beyond, but it's worth a try, huh?
Thanks.