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posted by [personal profile] eftychia at 12:59pm on 2003-03-30

I'm not sure whether I ever got around to using this as a quote-of-the-day already, but I was sorting an old pile of notes that had gotten scrambled and mixed with recent notes, and spotted this on a scrap of paper, jotted down during a phone call quite some time ago:

"There are so many things you can do to sheep."

"How many have you done?"

"Four."
I don't think I ever worked up my nerve to ask which four.

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posted by [identity profile] dacuteturtle.livejournal.com at 05:32pm on 2003-03-30
You can do the following with sheep:

- fleece them
- eat them
- milk them
- drive them through streets in a mass sheep war-protest.
- fling them from catapults
- cover them in chocolate
- sail them to Australia
- sample them for a new sound font (baaaaa)
- sacrifice them to the Lord
- put them in the back of trucks
- glue horns on their heads. Sheepalope.
- make anime films featuring four ninja sheep
- write lists about sheep on what one can do with sheep

So you see, there are many things to do with sheep, if one is imaginative. Personally, I usually just eat them.
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posted by [identity profile] dglenn.livejournal.com at 09:07am on 2003-04-02
Yes, but given which dancer I was talking to at the time, I was still afraid to ask which four...
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