Δαφνη Ευτυχια Αρθουρος

As if by itself that would be enough. You also have to give up all the habits you formed while you were still thinking, like scepticism and taste and conversation of more than two syllables. And then you have to prove you are normal, because they remember that you didn't use to be, and hold it against you.
Three weeks of nothing but ESPN is a start, though.